The olympics were great, but we still can't figure out how this guy didn't take the gold!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Olympic Conspiracy
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-President Gordon B. Hinckley
"To you women of today, who are old or young, may I suggest to you that you write, that you keep journals, that you express your thoughts on paper. Writing is a great discipline. It is a tremendous education effort. It will assist you in various ways, and you will bless the lives of many--now and in the years to come, as you put on paper some of your experiences and some of your musings."
-President Gordon B. Hinckley
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WHAT"S THAT YOU SAID?
Me: "Ty what did you learn about in church today?"
Ty: "Transformers"
Me: "And what else"
Ty: "oh yeah I forgot, Transformers AND Chucky Cheese"
Ty: "You want to take a race."
Me: "Your really fast, how did you get so fast?"
Ty: "Well when your best friends a cheetah."
After Taycie's poop leaked all over me.
Ty: "That sure was funny to me mom, but probably not funny for you."
Ty: "You know that one guy, Jesus's brother."
Me: "You mean Satan."
Ty: (shaking his fists) "Yah, I'll teach him."
After Ty's little crush dropped off a thank you card. He shut the door and said.
"I want to kiss her, How can I kiss her so that nobody will see me?"
Me: "Ty, hold your horses."
Ty:"I can't, I took them to the mountains and let them go."
Me: "Ty, do you know why you were in time out?"
Ty: "Because my brain made me do it."
When Ty was supposed to be sitting in time out he was playing the piano instead.
Me: "Ty what are you doing? Your supposed to be sitting in the timeout chair."
Ty: "But I'm playing "broken heart" because nobody likes me."
Ty: "I want to be an astronaut when I grow up"
Me: "You can be whatever your set your mind to be."
Later that night
Ty: " I give up being an astrounant, I've been waiting all day and Jesus hasn't made me one yet."
Ty: "I want to go down stairs and play a video game with uncle Jeff."
Me: Jeff can't today he has a new baby so can't play."
Ty: "Babies ruin everything."
After Taycie was born she was laying in her cradle and I caught Ty whispering in her ear.
"I'm your big brother and I'm going to teach you how to crawl and walk and when your big like me we can go on adventures."
It was so sweet.
Jake has loved is baby sister ever since she was born. The morning after she got home from the hospital he walked in our room, patted her on the head and said, "She's so beautiful. Now he likes to greet her with "Hey girlus!" or "Hi sweetie"
When Taycie was cooing.
Me: "oh that is a big story."
Ty: "Babies can't talk."
Jake: "Yes she can, she speaks Spanish."
Jake was sitting on the porch with a statue of a little girl on a bench and I heard him talking. I asked him what he was doing.
Jake: She's my other sister, I talk to her but she can't talk back."
I asked Jake to go and get something for me.
Jake: "No problemo, coming right up."
Ty and I were sitting on the porch swing.
Me: "do you hear all the birds singing?"
Ty: "Yes, it's music to my ears!"
Ty: "Transformers"
Me: "And what else"
Ty: "oh yeah I forgot, Transformers AND Chucky Cheese"
Ty: "You want to take a race."
Me: "Your really fast, how did you get so fast?"
Ty: "Well when your best friends a cheetah."
After Taycie's poop leaked all over me.
Ty: "That sure was funny to me mom, but probably not funny for you."
Ty: "You know that one guy, Jesus's brother."
Me: "You mean Satan."
Ty: (shaking his fists) "Yah, I'll teach him."
After Ty's little crush dropped off a thank you card. He shut the door and said.
"I want to kiss her, How can I kiss her so that nobody will see me?"
Me: "Ty, hold your horses."
Ty:"I can't, I took them to the mountains and let them go."
Me: "Ty, do you know why you were in time out?"
Ty: "Because my brain made me do it."
When Ty was supposed to be sitting in time out he was playing the piano instead.
Me: "Ty what are you doing? Your supposed to be sitting in the timeout chair."
Ty: "But I'm playing "broken heart" because nobody likes me."
Ty: "I want to be an astronaut when I grow up"
Me: "You can be whatever your set your mind to be."
Later that night
Ty: " I give up being an astrounant, I've been waiting all day and Jesus hasn't made me one yet."
Ty: "I want to go down stairs and play a video game with uncle Jeff."
Me: Jeff can't today he has a new baby so can't play."
Ty: "Babies ruin everything."
After Taycie was born she was laying in her cradle and I caught Ty whispering in her ear.
"I'm your big brother and I'm going to teach you how to crawl and walk and when your big like me we can go on adventures."
It was so sweet.
Jake has loved is baby sister ever since she was born. The morning after she got home from the hospital he walked in our room, patted her on the head and said, "She's so beautiful. Now he likes to greet her with "Hey girlus!" or "Hi sweetie"
When Taycie was cooing.
Me: "oh that is a big story."
Ty: "Babies can't talk."
Jake: "Yes she can, she speaks Spanish."
Jake was sitting on the porch with a statue of a little girl on a bench and I heard him talking. I asked him what he was doing.
Jake: She's my other sister, I talk to her but she can't talk back."
I asked Jake to go and get something for me.
Jake: "No problemo, coming right up."
Ty and I were sitting on the porch swing.
Me: "do you hear all the birds singing?"
Ty: "Yes, it's music to my ears!"
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12 comments:
that was hilarious, some of his stunts looked way harder than the olympians stuff!!!
Hilarious!!
That was so funny! He's/she's pretty darn good!
So funny! We've watched so much Olympics in the last couple weeks our boys go around "sticking landings" everywhere! It just makes this even funnier!
Impressive! Maybe 2012 will be his year.
sick...glad that he had the little dress, for the most part! where do you find these things?? lov it!
My husband told me about this but I thought he was nuts and had made it up. So glad you posted this. Too funny!
That is great! Paul Hunt is actually from Utah and owns Hunt's gymnastics in Woods cross. When we had gymnastics meets there when I was younger he was always hilarious! I am glad you posted this, it took me back to the day!!! Ha ha ha!
What! He's BEAUTIFUL and so graceful, I don't understand that either!
That is so funny! I'm just sitting her laughing so hard (out loud) that I feel like a fool, but I loved it!
Too funny!
Hello, I can make them for you. I dont know how much I would sale them for. I'm not good at pricing things. Im very negotiable though(sp). Yes I cant believe that our kids are old enough to attend school. It's crazy. How are things going for you guys? I hope all is well.
yeah it would've been nice to go crazy, but at least I was able to get the kids a few things. I need to find a good consignment shop here. Sometimes you can really find good things.
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